What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
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What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Where do bees go on their vacation?