What is a cat's favorite math problem?
A box and whisker plot.
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How do birds threaten one another?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What animal always goes to heaven?