What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How do birds threaten one another?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What animal always goes to heaven?
