What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Do you have the best ceiling?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?