Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?