What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?