What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?