Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What does winter fat turn into?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Where is the coldest place to work?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?