How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Which elf is the best singer?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?