What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why are books always so angry?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Where does breakfast live?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?