Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Because all of his children needed new shoes.
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the foal cough?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?