Which former US President was always cold?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?