What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What is a tire's stance on economics?