What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?