What day never takes itself seriously?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What siblings are always sad?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What animal styles their hair every day?