Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
How are mountains able to see?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do Scottish toads play?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?