How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Which state has the best streets?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
How do fireflies start a race?
How long will dinner be?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?