What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why was the mime upset?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?