Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?