What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What says: oom oom oom?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?