Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What birds make average students?
What do bees chew?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?