What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?