Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?