What type of car do planets buy?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?