What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What animal knows kung fu?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?