What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?