What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why are cars magic?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why was the musician arrested?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What should your husband name his internet connection?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What condiment has wings?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?