What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Ketchup.
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do mice do when they're at home?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?