Why did the elk have great hair?
It used a lot of moose.
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why do cows wear bells?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?