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What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Which elf is the best singer?
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What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
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What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
When should you start writing a book?