Why was the cow afraid?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's the holiest insect?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?