What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
Where do mermaids see movies?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What does winter fat turn into?
What is a table you can eat?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?