What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What does a dog say before eating?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?