What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do bees chew?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why are winter days great?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?