What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Which fly makes films?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?