Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
How do you make antifreeze?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?