Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
Why are frogs always so happy?
When should you start writing a book?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call bears with no ears?