When should you stop for a glow worm?
When he has a red light.
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
How do snowmen get information?