What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How do fireflies start a race?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What is the best Christmas present ever?