What fish sings the best?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How does the sun listen to music?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Which celebrity always frowns?