To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Where do hands go on vacation?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?