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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
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Why are cause and effect so close?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What type of bat doesn't fly?