Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why do trees hate going to school?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
When do mice play every day?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?