Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Which elf is the best singer?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What part of a fish weighs the most?