Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How does a barber get to work?