What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do cows say on NYE?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?