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What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
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Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
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Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
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What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
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What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
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