What game do cows play at parties?
Do dads always snore?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What does winter fat turn into?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?