My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?