Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do cows like to dance to?
How do fireflies start a race?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Did you know about April 1st?
What kind of bird can write?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?