What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why don't ants get sick?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's the richest basketball team?